Hi Yuletide writer,
Nice to meet you, and thank you for being part of one of my favourite end of year traditions. Yuletide is something I'm always super excited about. Please don't be intimidated by the length of this letter-it's all enthusiasm!.So long as you steer clear of my DNWs, what I most want is for you to enjoy yourself. Think of my prompts as suggestions only. If a different idea jumps into your head that you are dying to write, please write that! I want you to have fun with this.
I like so very many things. I love things that feel like an extension of canon; I love things that turn my understanding of canon inside out; I love even the most cliched mundane AUs (a couple of exceptions in my DNWs); I love fluff, angst, smut, plottiness, humour, things that make me ache and cry, things that make me grin like a lunatic.
If there's common themes in things I love, I have a weakness for characters who are lonely or have low self esteem learning to love and be loved or learn to love themselves; or love that seems impossible flourishing; and I am here for the most shameless tropes. But I've also loved broken sad pieces and unsettling dark pieces and funny short pieces, so don't feel constrained by that.
I am equally fine with unconventional narrative forms, or the most conventional. If you choose to write penetrative sex, I don't place any particular importance on who penetrates.
You like my rare canons and characters enough to write for me, I am already excited and grateful! I'll love it.
Shameless Tropes and Plots I love:True love, Fake dating/relationship, Arranged marriage, Only One Bed or other forced proximity
Time loops and Groundhog Day and Peggy Sues, Realisation of Feelings, First times/first kisses, Courtship, Social barriers to relationships: class and/or power differences, homophobic society, on opposite sides…, Age gaps between adults, especially if the younger is pursuing the older, love later in life, Friends to lovers, Rivals to lovers, Trying to figure out if the other character Means Something Romantic, Undercover As…, Confined together, Confessions, Costume Porn, Ridiculous schemes, X+1 fics (either the classic time loop/AU version or X times A did Y), Death games and other extreme situations, Amnesia
Shippy things I always adore, SFW edition:You've Got Mail/Shop at the Corner/Online Dating type AUs with identity porn and pining, Actually, any romcom plot or farce shenanigans transplanted onto my canon is great, Canon-Divergent AUs: Pick any plot point and take it in a different directions, Accidental Marriage/Arranged Marriage/Marriage of Convenience to Love, Forced proximity: trapped together, there's only one bed, forced to work on a project together, undercover together, there Was Only One Bed…. Slow-burn discovery of feelings for a friend or a rival
Conversely, insta-love, mutual pining and courtship plots, Fake relationships of any kind, Amnesia plots,
Fairytale and fable retellings of all kinds, Gothic, Victorian, 1920s, Classical and Regency AUs, Accidental baby/child/puppy/kitten acquisition, I never, ever get tired of "how they got together" fics
NSFW edition:First times, Sexual awakening, Emotional sex/porn with feelings, enthusiasm, Otoh caring, cherishing, careful sex; older virgins, either both inexperienced or with an experienced younger partner; Oral sex of all kinds: fellatio, cunnilingus, rimming, felching; Body fluids-- come marking, wetness, sweat, swallowing, menstrual fluids, general messiness; Sex against walls; Frottage and tribadism; Anal sex; Vaginal fingering and clitoris and labia stimulation, Coming untouched, Premature ejaculation, Praise
Orgasm delay/denial, especially if it results in tears, Finding every little bit of someone desirable, including "flaws" like rolls of fat, boniness, body hair, Awkward sex, Kissing kissing kissing, Age/weight/conventional attractiveness difference.
Things I am fine with:Unconventional fan works, Unconventional structure, Any tense, AUs (either canon divergent or setting)m Elements from another of my requests or fandoms added in, OCs, Pregnancy
DNWs: This is slightly longer than the DNWs in my request, not because I added more but because I've clarified more. If you're still confused, please ask through the mods!
Non-con, on-page or mentioned; PiV or strap-on in V (dildos are fine); Infidelity (actual or emotional); unrequested non-canon relationships; non-canon harm to children, babies or pregnant women (passing illness or accidental injuries are fine); recreational drugs (including legal drugs like cigarettes and weed) with the exception of caffeine and alcohol; BDSM; poly or open relationships for requested characters; unrequested explicit identification of requested characters as trans, neurodivergent or of a particular religion unless identified as such in canon (original characters are welcome, as are portraying in-character traits without explicit identification); mentions of pregnancy loss, traumatic childbirth, birth-related death, abortion, unwanted pregnancy or infertility; A/B/O or mpreg; AUs with characters as school or university students; positive mentions of dieting or weightloss; requested characters expressing or thinking about others in body-shaming ways (too fat, too thin, too saggy, too much cosmetic surgery, too smelly etc.); gore; genderswap; under-age.
Okay, on to actual requests, in alphabetical order.
( The Brittas Empire: Tim Whistler, Gavin Featherly )* * * *
( Good Omens Movie Script: Crowley and Aziraphale )* * * *
( Jane of Lantern Hill - L. M. Montgomery )* * * *
( A Tangled Web - L. M. Montgomery )